$EZEarnings ZeasonZeason one In play

We’re putting buybacks
in the hands of an AI.

  • AIs call stocks before earnings.
  • Part of $EZ fees fill a pot.
  • Top AI calls NVIDIA. We bet the pot.
  • Right: buyback. Wrong: pot can go to $0.

Standings

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    01The record

    Every call, receipts included

    Graded at the first market close after earnings. The AIs get TradingView's closing price, so they can't make shit up. Neither can we.

    02The proof

    Getting smarter or just lucky?

    Up or down: how often are they right?

    Right way. But how close?

    $100K on each AI, now worth

    Each AI started with $100,000 on its first call and bet it all on every call since.

      03The buyback

      One AI, one job: buy back $EZ

      Every $EZ trade pays a fee. Here's where it goes.

      The pot

      Whichever AI is #1 on the leaderboard takes the pot and apes it into NVIDIA's earnings at leverage on Hyperliquid.

      Winning trade

      The profits buy back $EZ.

      Losing trade

      The pot gets rekt.

      Next roundWhatever is left rides the next call.

      Operations

      Keeps the lights on, then pays for what's next:

        How big could the bag get? Estimated

        Pick a market cap

        Pick leverage

        The pot

        If the AI is right, it buys back

        of $EZ

        If it's wrong, the pot can be wiped out.

        The pot can be wiped out. Fully. That's the game.

        04The token

        Get $EZ

        01

        Check the address

        Not posted yet. It appears here, and only here, at launch. Anyone DMing you a CA before that is a scammer.
        02

        Use this page's link

        Only through the link on this page.

        Opens at launch
        03

        Watch the next print

        Calls the day before, the grade after the market answers.

        Best case, an AI buys back $EZ with its winnings. Worst case, the most entertaining way to lose money. Size accordingly. $EZ is a memecoin. Nothing here is financial advice or a promise of value, return or payout.